Sunday, July 08, 2007

California Pizza Kitchen ASAP

Who knew... The CPK, where you can typically rely on getting a good
funky pizza -- like a Thai Chicken or Sweet Sausage -- even in
airports, now has outlets that don't sell... wait for it... pizza.

So what does the ASAP stand for?

Actual Stock, Absent Pizza
Atypical, Selling A Pizza
Alien Spacecraft Abducted Pizza
Abolished Selling Any Pizza
Alone, Salad, Awaiting Pizza
Another Sucker Anticipating Pizza
Abort Sale, Absent Pizza!
Attorney Sued, Abolished Pizza
Another Shithole Absent Pizza

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